Online:Orsinium Guard

Orsinium Guards are guards who can be found throughout Wrothgar. They wear heavy armor in the Ancient Orc style and carry a two-handed weapon or a one-handed weapon and shield.

Types of Orsinium Guards

Orsinium Guard
Location	Wrothgar
Race	Orc, Nord	Gender	Female
Health	10,229,568 (Invulnerable)
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Hard	Profession	Guard
Other Information
Faction(s)	Tamriel Guard

Orsinium Guard (female)

Orsinium Guard
Location	Wrothgar
Race	Orc, Nord	Gender	Male
Health	10,229,568 (Invulnerable)
Reaction	Justice Neutral
Pickpocket	Hard	Profession	Guard
Other Information
Faction(s)	Tamriel Guard

Orsinium Guard (male)

Dialogue

Orsinium Guard dialogue pulls from the Nord and Orc guard dialogue pools.

Female Orc

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"Got you!"

"Stop!"

"Not another step!"

"I order you to stop!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"Fun time's over, you Goblin-kissing bastard! Pay the bounty or this law-dog is going to chew you up!"

"Don't mess with me. Captain's breathing down my neck to collect a bounty, and you're the one."

"Two ways this can go. Pay me and I'll pretend I didn't see you, or refuse and I smash your face."

"You know what? You're such a good sort that I think I'll pay your bounty for you. That was a joke."

"Nice try, runt! Now you can pay the bounty in coin or teeth—what's it gonna be?"

"All right ogre-bait, I'm giving you to the count of three to pay your bounty! One…. Two…."

"Think you're real clever, eh? Well the law is here to settle the score! Pay up or else!"

"Fun time's over, you Goblin-kissing bastard! Pay the bounty or this law-dog is going to chew you up!"

"Ha! Caught you, runt! Now pay the fine or I'll ... I dunno ... beat you up or something."

"You're caught! Pay the fine or I start throwing punches!"

"You going to pay, or do I have to smack you around?"

"Crime doesn't pay! So pay me .... Wait. Crime doesn't pay you--it pays me. Ugh! My head hurts."

"Hey! Yeah, you! I saw what you did. Pay the fine or face the consequences!"

"Thought you were gonna get away, eh? You're dumber than I am!"

"Hold it, you law-breaking bastard! You've got a bounty that needs paying. With gold I mean."

"You got a bounty to pay, runt. And no funny business. Someone's gonna count it."

"Here we go again: Cooperate and I won't have to kill you."

"Trust me, I enjoy this even less than you do. Pay the fine."

"All right, you broke the law so now ... uhm .... Oh right, now you gotta pay the bounty!"

"You dumb or something? Only dumb folks do crime. Now pay up!"

"The law says I have to stop you, but that's it. Just give me the money and you can keep walking."

"I guess you can't help yourself. Doesn't make what you did any less wrong."

"We've got laws, dungheap! Break any more of them and you'll pay with a lot more than gold!"

"You're gonna pay your bounty, right? If not, I'll put the hurt on you!"

"It could be worse, I guess. Still, you're in a lot of trouble."

"You're just going to go back to breaking the law, I know. But I still need to get your bounty."

"You're caught, runt! Pay the fine or else!"

"Look, don't make me fill out another form. I'll take your bounty and forget I ever saw you."

"Hold on. I have your name right here. Somewhere. Stupid bounty sheets! Always getting mixed up!"

"I am this close to losing it! This close So pay your bounty and stop aggravating me!"

"Why do I always have to deal with the ugly criminals? Just pay your bounty and get lost."

"Sorry partner, but you got caught. Just give me the gold and you can get lost."

"Do you need help with that? Counting your gold? You are a criminal, so I just assume you're stupid."

"You'll run, I'm sure. But I still have to ask you to pay the fine."

"So this is how it's going to be, huh? Pay up."

"Greetings! I'll be your bounty collector today. I accept gold, and gold, and, well, gold! Pay up!"

"Ah, there must be some mistake. How could someone as upstanding as you wind up on my bounty list?"

"Great! Another criminal who hasn't paid the bounty! This is your chance to settle up, troll-breath!"

"Say you're sorry! I mean, pay your bounty! Well, you can apologize, too. If you want."

"Argh! I hate paperwork! Look, just pay your fine and we'll forget all about this."

"You should try another line of work. One that doesn't require you to avoid every guard in the territory."

"Getting caught stinks like rotten chaurus eggs, doesn't it? Why not give me the gold and keep walking?"

"I don't care what you did or who you did it to. Just give me the gold, and I'll look the other way."

"You don't have to pay a bounty. Your name is clear and you're free to go. Ha! No, really, pay your bounty."

"I always wanted to be a guard. Poorly paid, hated, feared, given tasks no one else wants…I love it."

"Mauloch's nethers! This is some drinking game. A bottle of ale after every bounty? Here we go again."

"Watch yourself. I'm faster after a couple drinks. If you're smart, you'll just pay the bounty."

"Whoa, you're shifty! Even for a criminal. Shifty like…you keep moving. Stop and pay your bounty."

"Halt and don't move! I mean, you can move a little. To pay your bounty, I guess."

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"Huh. Now get lost!"

"That's over with then."

"Oh golly, this is heavy."

"As far as I'm concerned, this didn't happen."

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"An accident? Terrific. Now beat it, horker."

"It's hard to think clearly on all this ale, but you can go."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"I stink at this job!"

"Death by justice. So that's your game."

"I warned you!"

"You've asked for it!"

"Where do you think you're going?"

"This again?"

"Oh you're going to get it!"

"Can't say I'm surprised."

"Have it your way!"

"That's it! I quit ... after this fight!"

"No wonder you got caught!"

"You know this means war?"

"Alright, stand still then."

"Stay still and let me hit you!"

Male Orc

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"I've got you now!"

"Halt! I said halt!"

"Stop right there!"

"You won't get away from me!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"Should've skipped that last shot of Ungorth. I see three criminals. One of you, give me a bounty."

"I'd let you off, but I still need to pay my tab. You need to hand over your bounty."

"You need to pay my tab. I mean, your bounty. Criminal."

"A blade cuts whatever it touches. Just like you. I guess I should keep my distance."

"Time heals nothing, cheaters never prosper, and crime doesn't pay. It's obvious, really."

"Pay your bounty or die. There are no other options open to you."

"We make the strongholds we live in. Yours has a foundation that's cracked and rotten."

"If you don't pay, you'll be punished. That's the way of things."

"Make the right decision and pay up. I won't give you another opportunity."

"You are on notice, lawbreaker. Pay your bounty or face the wrath of justice!"

"The criminal breaks the law. The guard demands a bounty. It's all so … trivial. But you still owe a bounty, criminal."

"Pay your bounty or don't. It's all the same in the end."

"Oh, I can see the guilt is weighing you down. Let's lighten your purse a little. That should help, eh?"

"Justice is blind––and so am I, for the right price."

"Want some advice? If you don't want to get caught, become a guard. Speaking of getting caught ...."

"Nobody breaks the law around here without consulting me first. Remember that next time. Now pay up."

"Got yourself into some trouble, eh? Give me your bounty. I'll sort it out ... trust me."

"Pay up, scum. Don't worry––I guarantee that at least some will make it to your victims."

"We had a fine chase, but the time has come to pay for your crimes!"

"Poor decisions often war with common sense. Time to declare a cease fire and pay your bounty!"

"You're the first name on my bounty list today. Congratulations!"

"We have our roles to play––you, the criminal, and I, the hero. Well, the hero who collects your bounty."

"By blade and blood, halt villain and hand over your bounty!"

"A mistake, a misunderstanding, a lapse in judgement ... yes, yes. Now make it all go away and pay your fine."

"Every guard in the region wants to meet you, and I'm the lucky one to catch you first! Now, about your bounty…."

"You look like a mean son of a troll! I'd love to fight, but you'd probably prefer to pay your fine."

"I catch everyone who runs. Except for the one last night. But you're slower––I'd catch you."

"You're lucky I'm in a good mood. Pay up…unless you want to see my bad mood."

"It doesn't matter if you run. I'm not alone ... we'll all chase you down."

"I could suggest another way to pay your debt to society, but it wouldn't be proper."

"I feel all woozy when you're around. I'll ask for your bounty so we can spend more time together."

"Gore and glory, you're a healthy heifer! Pay your bounty, and I'll buy you a drink! After my shift, of course."

"You smell amazing. Please pay your bounty so I don't have to hurt your pretty face."

"For a criminal, I find you rather attractive. I wish we could meet under different circumstances."

"You're too beautiful to be a criminal. I could help you make amends, if you're interested in such things."

"A blade cuts whatever it touches. Just like you. I guess I should keep my distance."

"Um, hi. I'm a guard and I see your name is on my bounty list. Son of a troll! Let me start over…."

"Why put people in jail when you can just bleed them for gold, right? What a racket."

"Try to run from me, will you? Do that again and I'll put you in the ground."

"Your gold or your…now how does that go again? Oh, damn it, just pay me your bounty!"

"Sloppy! How do you expect to get rich owing bounties like this?"

"Pay up, chump. I don't set the fines, I just collect them. So complain to someone else."

"All right, you did the crime so now you've got to pay the fine. Like it matters…"

"Another stupid bounty. What's the point…"

"When you pay your bounty, will it put and end to your life of crime? Yeah, I didn't think so. Just pay up."

"Yeah, yeah––let's skip the protests, all right? You're caught. Just pay the bounty and you can go."

"Another day, another low-life. Just pay up. I've got better things to do than waste time with you."

"You left witnesses. Amateur mistake––and it's going to cost you."

"I'm here to collect your bounty. Pay it or fight. I don't give a damn––it's all the same to me."

"You don't look like a complete fool. Well? You going to prove me wrong?"

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"You're smart. I like that."

"You're free. For now."

"I expect we will see each other again."

"Farewell, luscious tuber!"

"A shame. I don't want to say goodbye."

"I look forward collecting from you again."

"Yeah, fine. Now get lost!"

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"I'm going to make you smile. Watch this. You're free to go!"

"Perhaps ... that you're in the clear ... Maybe we could ... get together?

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"All right. Stand still, then!"

"I fight better than you!"

"You shouldn't have done that!"

"Your fate is sealed, lawbreaker!"

"If you escape, someone else will find you!"

"Ha! You asked for it!"

"Dumb, dumb, dumb!"

"You really think you can beat me?"

"I'm no easy prey, villain!"

"You won't get away, weakling!"

"Toothless dog, you'll pay for that!"

"I was hoping for a different kind of contact!"

"I hope we can come to a different kind of arrangement!"

"Ah! I don't need this!"

"Finally! I love this part."

"Typical!"

Female Nord

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"Go no further, milk-drinker!"

"Halt right there!"

"Freeze, scum!"

"Hold it right there!"

"I bid you surrender!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"Surrender and pay, scum!"

"Your compensation, now!"

"This ends now, outlaw!"

"Pay or suffer, villain!"

"You bounty, forthwith!"

"Honor your debt, milk-drinking scum!"

"Pay or die, criminal!"

"Don't be a milk-drinking horker! Pay your bounty and set your mind at ease."

"The use of force is only required if you resist. If you pay your bounty, you can avoid it."

"If your crimes were more drastic, I'd be required to attack on sight. Instead, you may simply pay."

"There is no clemency for criminals here. You must pay your bounty, or I will use force."

"There are laws here, and it's my duty to enforce them. You have a bounty and I must collect it."

"You have been accused of a crime and I am authorized to demand you pay bounty."

"You have a criminal record. I can help with that! I'll gladly accept payment to make this go away."

"Good day! You're not like those usual horkers I deal with. You look like you have plenty of gold."

"Whatever offense you may have committed, they have been recorded, and the bounty is due."

"This isn't about innocence or guilt. You have a bounty for crimes committed and I must collect it."

"Gods-cursed criminal. Pay the bounty and get out of here."

"You don't have to confess anything. You just have to pay the gold and your name is cleared."

"No one can evade the guards forever. Just pay your bounty and then it's no longer a problem."

"A life of crime has its ups and downs. You had to know your luck would run dry. Now you pay your bounty."

"Some guards might try to squeeze extra gold out of you, but all I ask is that you pay what you owe."

"What's the smell? Oh yeah, a stinking criminal. Pay the bounty. And take a bath."

"I like you, thief. Give me your gold and you'll be free and clear."

"I'd prefer to handle this all civil like, but I can get furious if you like that sort of thing."

"The suggested action is that you pay the fee for your bounty."

"You owe a bounty for your crimes, and I'll accept not a coin less."

"It was a golden opportunity. Who hasn't been tempted, am I right? Just pay me and go."

"We have a common purpose, friend. You want the law to leave alone and I want your gold."

"Pay your bounty, friend, and perhaps we can work something out later."

"I understand completely. Slip a little extra into your payment and I'll forget I ever saw you."

"A little corruption never hurt anyone, but I still need to collect your bounty."

"Will you pay your bounty, must I introduce your face to the ground?"

"Next time you break the law, make sure I'm not watching. Not that you're hard on the eyes."

"It's tough to ignore the law when it looks this good. Now…bounty. Fork it over."

"Caught in the act! I know the feeling. Sorry to rain on the parade, but you've got a bounty to pay."

"My back hurts and my eyes are tired, but justice will be served."

"Hi! I'm here for your bounty. Come on, pay up! You certainly look like you can afford it."

"In the eyes of the law, you're a criminal, but you can pay your bounty to be a citizen again."

"Let's not overcomplicate this. You committed a crime and got caught. Pay your bounty and you can go."

"You're the one who decided to break the law, so you're the one who has to pay the fine."

"Don't make me get rough with you, villain. Really. Just don't."

"Come, wrongdoer, pay up and be quick about it."

"Crime never pays, sweetheart. That's why I got into law enforcement. Now, let's talk about bounties, shall we?"

"Pay the bounty and get out of my way."

"If you make me run any more, I will beat you. Now, pay your fine, villain."

"I've had a hard day, Just pay your bounty and let's be done with this business."

"Repent and let me get back to more important work."

"There's no reason for this to get ugly, milk-drinker."

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"The felon has made restitution."

"The penalty has been paid."

"Go and break no laws, you're free."

"Criminal? I see no criminal here."

"The law is satisfied."

"My tired feet thank you for cooperating."

"I appreciate you taking it so well."

"All right, I'll be on my way then."

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"Waste of my time. Get out of here."

"An honest mistake. I make them all the time. Go on."

"I guess I can bend the rules, but just this one time."

"See? Easy. Now keep that nose clean."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"That's your last mistake!"

"Die rogue!"

"You want to fight? Very well!"

"I am now authorized to attack!"

"Duty demands that I use force!"

"The horker wants to fight? Gladly!"

"So be it."

"Guess I'll have to kill you now."

"I can't let you walk away!"

"Ugly and dumb, eh?"

"Then we'll work it out in battle!"

"Violence? I can do violence!"

"Such a waste!"

"It's your funeral, sweetroll!"

"Don't make me chase you down, felon!"

"Don't make me beat you, thief!"

Male Nord

If alerted, they'll call for you to stop where you are.

"You, stop at once!"

"Cease and desist!"

"Stop! You owe a bounty!"

"One more step and I'll cut you down!"

They'll accost you when they catch up to you.

"Where have you been hiding all my life? If we clear your name, maybe we can talk of other things."

"I love rabbit meatballs! Do you love rabbit meatballs? Pay your fine and we may one day eat together."

"A rendezvous? If you insist! But let's get your bounty handled first, shall we?"

"I've come to ask ... I mean, demand your bounty. Yeah, demand. So pay up ... please?"

"Where have you been hiding all my life? If we clear your name, maybe we can talk of other things."

"No one as attractive as you could be a criminal! Let me help you clear your record, all right?"

"I know, I'm irresistible. I hear that all the time. Let's keep this professional and settle your account."

"Has anyone said you have a fabulous jaw? After you pay your fine, I'll tell you more."

"I'd pay the bounty for you if I could, but such favors are frowned upon by my superiors."

"Well, look at you! I'm sure we can work something out so you can put this business behind you."

"All right, lawbreaker, time to pay for your crimes. You are going to pay, right?"

"Great news! You get to pay your debt to society in gold! Could be worse, right?"

"The bad news is that you have to pay a fine. The good news is I'm going to get a promotion!"

"I remember the old days when we would just pound your head in after a crime. This is much easier!"

"I've got orders to collect your bounty…. Very strict orders. Don't blame me, all right?"

"I ... I need you to pay your bounty. If you refuse someone will probably chase you. Just fair warning."

"No need for concern. Pay the bounty and your name will be cleared."

"This doesn't have to be difficult. Pay the bounty and I'm on my way."

"The evidence against you is overwhelming, but there's a light at the end of the pass."

"Drunk? Of course I'm drunk! What of it? Give more lip and I'll double your fine!"

"Nothing to be ashamed of. We all get caught, eventually."

"I have a thought. Pay your bounty and I won't pull your arms from their sockets."

"What happens next is up to you. If you pay your fine, this all goes away. I prefer the other option."

"The law is reasonable, but you continue to snub your nose at it. Now you must pay."

"Give me some gold and I'll let you off the hook, no questions asked."

"You know what would make my foul mood even worse? If you decide not to pay your bounty!"

"Do I look like I want to talk to you? I just want to collect your bounty and move along."

"My mood is like a winter's storm, cold and unpredictable! Care to try your luck or will you pay up?"

"I almost never drink on duty, but I'm having a bad day. Don't ask. Just pay your bounty and go away."

"No need to worry. Just pay your fine and be on your way."

"You action screams guilt. I see no contrition. That pains me, it really does."

"It's nothing to be proud of, but it isn't the end of the world, either. Just pay your bounty."

"You lawbreakers give me indigestion! Pay your bounty before I lose my breakfast all over you."

"I may be ineb … intox … I may be drunk, but I am no criminal. I don't think. Now pay up!"

"Look, I know you have better things to do, but can you just pay bounty? Please?"

"I've come to ask ... I mean, demand your bounty. Yeah, demand. So pay up ... please?"

"Can you just help me out and pay your bounty? If I lose another one I'm out of a job!"

"You have a bounty to pay. Are you listening? Uh, I'll try to speak up."

"You've broken the law. Now it's time to…wait, what time is it? Time to pay, that's it!"

"Don't tell me your story. I don't want to hear it. I just want to collect your bounty."

"Let's see. So that's what you did, huh? Why am I not surprised? Just pay your bounty and you can go."

"You need to pay your bounty. There really isn't any other option."

"Now listen, you milk-drinking miscreant! You'll pay your bounty in gold or in blood!"

"Don't give me a reason to hurt you. Just pay your bounty and be on your way."

"I've dealt with hundreds of criminals. I know how to handle your kind. So pay me and go."

"I don't know what you did and I don't care. If you pay your bounty, we can forget all about this."

"Don't be a horker. Just pay your bounty and be done with it."

"Great news! You get to pay your debt to society in gold! Could be worse, right?"

If you pay your bounty, they'll be satisfied and let you go. The result is the same if you ask for clemency.

[Pay] Here's <payable bounty amount> gold and everything I've stolen. Clear my bounty.

"I'll see you again, my little snowball."

"You did good, settling your affairs."

"Great! Thank you. Seriously ... thank you."

"I expect we'll see each other again."

"Excellent! It's been a pleasure."

[Clemency] I have powerful friends. My bounty has already been covered.

"I knew you weren't a criminal. You're so much attractive."

"Go on little snowball, but I'll dream of you this night."

If you flee, the guard will utter an ambient line of dialogue before giving chase.

[Flee in <30> sec] I won't pay the bounty.

"I didn't want it to come to this!"

"Wait! We can still work this out!"

"You ruined such a nice time!"

"Oh well. Can't win them all!"

"We're fighting? Well, all right!"

"Oh dear. Stop!"

"Even I have limits!"

"All right, you'll pay in blood!"

"I'm not drunk enough for this!"

"This doesn't improve my mood!"

"You've angered the mammoth, troll-bait!"

"I fight best when I'm drunk!"

"No one ever wants to pay!"

"Didn't want to kill you, but oh well!"

"Ah well. Can't win them all!"